Todays thought...Nothing major. I want to post an e-mail I received and just let everyone know how the new year is starting out.

First off...the e-mail...this is really cute ---
This has got to be one of the most clever E-Mails ever seen. Someone out
there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (Wait
till you see the last one!!!)
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters: EVIL'S AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
And for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no
letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS
INTERNS ---
I thought it was really cute. One that I've seen on the TV recently -
CLINT EASTWOOD: When you rearrange the letters: OLD WEST ACTION

My new year has started off pretty good. I have my website now and people are actually going in and looking at what I think. It's kinda cool. My mother-in-law (Whom I must add is not a Woman Hitler) is finally getting better. She has been out of the hospital for a while now but since the first of the year has not had to go back to that dreadful place (Knock on Wood). I told her this year I had no intentions of going to that place to visit her so she'd better not go back in.

It...to be honest...has not been the greatest starting of the year for a couple of my compadre's. To you out there (You know who you are) don't fret, it will get better. May God bless you and keep the silver lining in sight.

I guess that is it for now...not a whole lot has happened. I end this with a thought to my compadre's again...Keep your chin up and know that though it may be raining here...above the clouds...the sun is still shining and soon you will feel it on your face. I know that this time is tough...but just hang in there like I know you can. Smile and know that it will be alright. Ya'll mean the world to me and if you need anything at all...you have my number...don't hesitate to call.

Todays thought...Another funny

This is a story about when I was working at a factory. My boss was eating lunch and we often sat at the same table talking about his family and just general conversation with about 4 other people. We were all at the table one evening telling jokes and riddles.

He turned to me and said..."OK, I have a riddle for you. Your on a plane. The plane is completely loaded with people and luggage and cannot take one more atom of weight or it will crash to the ground. If you opened a window and a fly came into the cabin of the plane, would the weight be added to the plane when then fly flew into the window, or when it landed on a seat?"

I thought and thought about it for a little while and looked at him. Finally my answer came. I said to him "It wouldn't matter. The plane would crash either way."

He goes "Why?" I told him simply... "Think about it...If you are in a plane, up in the air, and you opened a window...the cabin would depressurize and the plane would come apart and everyone would die anyway"

Simple logic to me. He looked at me and said "That's it, I am never asking you another question again." He was so upset. I never did figure out the answer to the question.