Todays thought...Stupid people.

Ok...so last night a massive amout of rain dumped on our area. It caused flash flooding in many areas. I'd gone over to Floors houseand Pooh and I had decided to go on ahead and hang out over there until the worst was over.

Around 1:30 in the morning we decide to head home. Both of us tired and not thinking about it too much we decide to cautiously take the back roads home. On our way down one of the roads almost home, we come across about 3 cars in the road, one in the ditch and a massive SUV, down in the ditch on the other side about 50 yards down from the first ditched car, turned on its side covered half way up in the standing water caused by the massive amounts of rain.

Pooh of course stops on our way to make sure no one needs help. Of course, no one has notified the police yet. So Pooh calls 911. They answer, he tells them where we are at and in the process of this we pull The $100 Wonder Car, crossways into the middle of the road so that no other cars try to pass the roadway as they would lose it.

Trying to recreate a little bit of the conversation between the dispatcher and Pooh Bear I hear him tell the lady "There is someone coming up behind us and around us in a van. He just went almost in the ditch to get around me and Oh No!..." Then I hear the lady on the other line go "Please tell me he is not going to try and go through it." About then...sure enough, the guy guns his van and tries to blow through the water. Pooh Bear tells the operator "Yep he's goin throug
it...And he's floating. Yall need to get someone out here as soon as you can and get this road closed."

So we await help to get there in the middle of the road until they show up. In the midst of all of this Pooh opens up the trunk, gets his rain gear and his life jacket and walks over to help the person in the van. While doing this he yelled to the man in the van to ask if he was ok. There was no response so he yelled again. Finally the man yelled back that he was alright. Pooh thought about going out there to get this guy out of his van but after thinking about it he'd decided not to. One there was no telling where that water came from and two, he cannot swim very well and while there looked like there was no current on the surface, with as deep as it was, it was surely a creek that ran over and there was no telling what was in the water.

We waited until our city Emergency Management got there, talked to them about it and when everyone got there, we headed home. Finally getting there we came in, turned on the TV and went to bed. It was about 2:30am by this time. At about 4 I was awakened by the thunderstorm approaching and looked at my television to see the minivan driver being inteviewed by our local news station.

I find that the man had 2 children in the back of his van and he lied on camera and said that he had no idea that the water was that deep on the road. Thus starts my rant on this blog today.

HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE, TO SEE A HUGE SUV TURNED ON ITS SIDE IN
THE DITCH HALF WAY COVERED IN WATER AND THINK WITH YOUR CHILDREN IN THE VAN "OH, NO WORRIES! I CAN MAKE IT! JUST BECAUSE AN SUV LARGER THAN MY MINIVAN DIDN'T MAKE IT, DOESN'T MEAN I WONT." COME ON PEOPLE. DUH!!!!
YOU CANNOT DRIVE THROUGH THE WATER WHEN THERE IS A FLASH FLOOD!!! GOOD
RULE OF THUMB...IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE LITTLE YELLOW LINES THAT ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD...DON'T GO THROUGH IT! YOU
MOST LIKELY WON'T MAKE IT! YOUR VEHICLE IS DESIGNED TO KEEP WATER OUT
AND WILL FLOAT! YOU ARE NOT JESUS AND CANNOT WALK ON WATER NOR CAN YOUR CAR! PLEASE...DONT BE LIKE THIS GUY WAS. DON'T PUT YOUR CHILDRENS LIVES IN DANGER BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE IT. IF IT LOOKS IFFY AND IF
YOU CANNOT SEE THE LINES ON THE ROAD...DON'T TRY IT!

And thats what I have to say for tonight.

Todays thought...President George W Bush.

My Pooh Bear is a major bass fishing freak. Every chance he gets he
will watch Outdoor Life Network on the digital cable. We have what
is called On Demand on our digital cable and we are able to watch
shows that have been on previously. Tonight Pooh came home and turned
on his fishing show and of the list of shows there was a show that our
President of these United States was fishing with Roland Martin.

I just want you to know that it really brings perspective to the
thought of one person who will go on a fishing show and talk about it.
Apparently Bush and Roland know eachother and Bush agreed to do a show
with him. He begins the show talking about his 11 acre pond out on his
property in Tx. He put in all kinds of sticks and bushes in the bottom
of the pond before filling it.

To those of you who do not know, you put that stuff in the bottom of a
lake before you fill it to give the Bass that you are going to place in
there a place to hide in. You do this to make sure that your fishing
experience on the lake does not get mundaine.

Now apparently he had started building this lake 5 yrs ago. He goes on
to talk about the fact that he has allowed Roland on his lake so that
he could do his show. Bush explains that he is there to learn tips on
bass fishing. It pans back to show our President in everyday clothes.
He wasn't wearing high priced fancy clothes or high priced fishing
gear. No...he was wearing a pair of Wranglers, a plain blue button down
shirt, sunglasses, a dark blue baseball cap, and a pair of tennis
shoes.

Now I ask you...do you think that Clinton or Kerry would pick up a
fishing rod in plain clothes and go on a fishing show? The answer is
No. You wouldn't. Bush then goes on to explain that when he was
entertaining the President of Mexico, they went fishing and he cooked
them fresh caught Crapi from his own pond at his home for dinner.

Now you would think, that with all the money he has as President of the
United States, he could have cooked the President of Mexico anything
while entertaining him. Sea Bass, Filet Minon, a massive 72 oz Texas
Steak...anything. No...he cooked fresh caught Crapi. Just like any
other Southerner would do while entertaining a guest that has just
been to the lake. You would have a fish fry and cook the fish that was
caught.

Now look at that and tell me that Bush is not a regular man. Tell me
that he is a man that is not intelegent. Tell me that he is just some
dumb redneck. I'll give you...he is a redneck. But so is my Pooh Bear.
My Pooh Bear is not some dumb redneck. He is an extremely intelegent
man who lives by the means and circumstances thrown at him one at a
time.

In my opinion...that makes one hell of a man. And makes for a good
president.

Todays thought...The Ark...2004

This blog is dedicated to a piece of paper my mama got from a co-worker entitled simply The Ark 2004. I want to share it with you all now as I rolled from laughter when I saw this as well as taking a good look around and thinking about it once in sunk in. It goes like this...


The Ark 2004
The Lord came to Noah, this time in America in the year 2004. Earth was wicked and overpopulated. The Lord instructed Noah to build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing with a few good humans. "Here's a blueprint", said the Lord. "Hurry, in 6 months I will start and unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights." Six months later, the rain started. The Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his flooded yard - and no ARK.

"NOAH" He roared, "Where is the ARK???"

"Forgive me, Lord", begged Noah. "Things have changed. I needed a building permit. I have been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbors claim that I have violated the neighborhood zoning laws by building the ARK in my yard and the height limitation being exceeded. We had to go to the development Appeal Board for a decision. Then the Transportation Dept and the Dept of Highways wanted a bond posted for future costs of moving power & other overhead obstructions to clear the passage for the ARK's move to the sea. I argued the sea would be coming to us but they would hear nothing of this. Getting the wood was another problem. There was a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl. I tried to convince the Environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owl. NO GO! I gathered the animals but then I got sued by an Animal Rights Group. They insisted that i was confining wild animals against their will. They argued as well that the accommodations were too restrictive and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in so confined a space. The Environmental Protection Agency dedided that I could not build the ARK without filing an environmental impact statment on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew. The Trades Union wants me to hire only union trades, people with ARK building experience. To make matters worse, Immigration Services and the Internal Revenue Services have seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally as well as with endangered species. So, forgive me Lord, but it would take at least 10 years to finish this ARK."

Suddenly, the skies cleard and the sun began to shine. A rainbow stretched across the sky. noah looked up in wonder, "You mean...you're not going to destroy the World?", he asked.

"NO, said the Lord, "YOUR GOVERNMENT BEAT ME TO IT".


This again is a dedication to this paper. Again...I rolled on the floor laughing but I put it to you now...read it...let it sink in...and ponder that one for a little while.